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SIR WALTER ENJOYING HIS
DAMSEL
Sir Walter enjoying his
damsel one night
He tickled and pleased her
to so great a height
That she could not contain
t'wards the end of the matter
But in rapture cried out :
"Oh sweet Sir Walter !
Oh switter swatter switter
swatter switter swatter ..."
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YOUNG JOHN THE
GARD'NER
Young John the Gard'ner,
having lately got
A very rich and fertile
garden plot
Bragging to Joan, quoth he,
"So rich a ground
For melons cannot in the
world be found."
"That's a damned lie", quoth
Joan, "for I can tell
A place that does your
garden far excel."
"Where's that ?" says John,
"In my arse" quoth Joan, "for there
Is store of dung and water
all the year."
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